@The_Salty_Blonde

It’s one degree and I’ve officially run out of clothes, so I’ve moved on to Tom’s sweatshirts.
As if the UPS driver that delivers my 80 million packages to my mom’s house didn’t judge me enough, he drove by while my mom was taking pictures of me in the front yard (while I was posing like an asshole) and laid on the horn and waved. 😑
☕️ run.
Spent more money on plants today. I literally only buy plants, beer, and food while I’m here. 💸
It’s always sunny in Utica.
Summers in Upstate NY with @xixpalms. 🌼 Also, I’m aware my bag is empty. I clearly don’t have any fruit laying around (which is what I think you’re supposed to put in these bags ?). I guess I could have thrown my tampons, 3 chapsticks, and my 42 pairs of sunnies in there for people to see.. either way, I like it and I wanted to post it.
Ready for the beach. And maybe some chapstick ?
Paisley and bells. 🔔
You guys really get me. Pizza and pint in hand. @nicole.steffes.art
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It’s one degree and I’ve officially run out of clothes, so I’ve moved on to Tom’s sweatshirts.
As if the UPS driver that delivers my 80 million packages to my mom’s house didn’t judge me enough, he drove by while my mom was taking pictures of me in the front yard (while I was posing like an asshole) and laid on the horn and waved. 😑
☕️ run.
Spent more money on plants today. I literally only buy plants, beer, and food while I’m here. 💸
It’s always sunny in Utica.
Summers in Upstate NY with @xixpalms. 🌼 Also, I’m aware my bag is empty. I clearly don’t have any fruit laying around (which is what I think you’re supposed to put in these bags ?). I guess I could have thrown my tampons, 3 chapsticks, and my 42 pairs of sunnies in there for people to see.. either way, I like it and I wanted to post it.
Ready for the beach. And maybe some chapstick ?
Paisley and bells. 🔔
You guys really get me. Pizza and pint in hand. @nicole.steffes.art
why are you like this
This is my "did you get the effing shot/I’m over it" pose.
First time to Montauk was a success! I lived in NYC for years and never made it out here because I bartended and worked weekends (#helpmeimpoor), but I’m glad I could finally make it happen with my sisters and bestie. We are already trying to hatch a plan to come back so we can see this place when the sun is shining. GOOD TIMES.
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